2-year-old Psychology

Here's a great conversation Mama had with Toby yesterday on way home from daycare:
T: Toby's twins coming soon!
Mama: Yes, they are. At Christmas time!
T: Twins walking around the sidewalk with people.
Mama: Well, Toby. They don't know how to walk yet. When they come home, they'll only know how to eat, cry and poop. You'll have to teach them how to walk.
T: hm......Twins poop on grass....
Mama: (trying not to crack up....he must think of them as dogs) Well, actually they'll be really little and they'll poop in diapers just like you. Jack and Saffie poop on the grass and we put it in bags, huh?
T: Yea.... No, Twins poop on grass.

;-)

gotta love two-year-old psychology!!